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First Thursday Art Schlock

Schlock
April 03, 2013
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Top 10 Art Schlocks

Tallied by Facebook, here are the ten most liked FTAS posts:

10. When I see your one trick celebrated yet again.

9. Meanwhile, at your artist talk…

8. When I visit the new gallery and hint to the director that I’m looking for a place to show.

7. When no one bids on the piece I donated to your auction.

6. Portrait of a Seattle Art Career

5. When I see that your call for art has a $40 entry fee.

4. When you insist on describing your process.

3. When I find out at your show that there will be a performance happening soon.

2. When an artist skips events to focus on work and, as a result, is soon forgotten about.

1. When I spot my art-crush across the gallery.

Farewell, 

-FTAS

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Schlock
April 03, 2013
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Oh, and by the way…

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Schlock
April 03, 2013
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Your art show exhausts me, and so does this blog. It is time to rest.

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Cheers, everyone. It’s been a blast.

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Schlock
April 02, 2013
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When you ask me for help with your artist’s statement.

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Schlock
April 01, 2013
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Visions of the upcoming Cornish BFA show…

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Sponsored by CORNISH. ”Twice the Tuition. Half the Respect.”

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